What's the easiest way to remove bird droppings from my car?

I left my car under a tree while I was away for a week and it is covered in thick bird droppings. Disgusting! How do I remove them?What's the easiest way to remove bird droppings from my car?
Soak some kitchen towel in warm water - lay it across the droppings for 10 -15 mins and then lift it off and it should have softened enough to wipe away! Then wash your carWhat's the easiest way to remove bird droppings from my car?
At the car wash...at the car wash yeah!!!
SSS Avon rubs them off easy or a little babyoil.
Get a small towell and wet it by warm water leave it on the bird dropping, have a cup of coffee and by then it will be easy to remove. BE CAREFULL not to force it if you do force it, it will remove some or whole the paitings. Good luck
I use boiling water, you'll just need to wax. It won't hurt the paint.
warm/hot water
Take your car to the car-wash.





Not sure where you are but there is a drive-through one at the O2 Centre in West Hampstead that charges about 拢3.





No mess, no fuss, no dirty hands.
as already suggested soak to soften them use a pressure washer to remove if the ammonia has eaten into the paintwork. compound and tcut should recover this. use a cloth wrapped around a rubber block. dont use compound excessively or you will rub through the paintwork.
I USE WD-40 DILUTED WITH WATER


SPRAY ON THICK AREAS


LAY A SOAPY FILM ON TOP OF WHOLE COVERED AREAS(WATER, DISH DETERGENT) FROM A BUCKET


LET SIT FOR ABOUT A HALF AN HOUR(TO SOFTEN AND NOT DAMAGE PAINT)


THEN IT'LL ALL JUST WASH RIGHT OFF LIKE IT WASN'T EVEN THERE


A PRESSURE WASHER INSTANTLY BLOWS IT AWAY


AFTER DOING THIS