What's on a house lizard's mind that it chooses to drop its ';bomb'; (droppings) on human.?

Sure somebody had experienced that before. they're as accurate as a stealth plane.What's on a house lizard's mind that it chooses to drop its ';bomb'; (droppings) on human.?
';This is MY house, get out!';





It's actually a natural, instinctive response to threats. Most animals use various forms of ';long range weaponry'; when in ownership of the high ground. Birds, lizards, and even monkeys will often use their feces to deter predators.What's on a house lizard's mind that it chooses to drop its ';bomb'; (droppings) on human.?
Nobody knows why birds drop on people so I doubt you will find the answer to that. Unless your lizard has been doing this out of no where all the time I wouldn't worry about the incident. If it is becoming habit forming,take your lizard to the vet there could be something wrong.
you probably scared the shitt out of it


thats what i always think the numerous times its happened to me
';YOUR A JERK';
I have to take a dump.. now's a good time.
ima gunna shart on you but you dont know it yet..............phhhttt!
huh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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