What is the best way to get bird droppings off the windshield and roof of a car?

I can't get to the car wash right away. I parked under a tree for the day, and disaster!!! The birds must have had prune juice or something cause they made a major mess all over the place. Please help! How can I get the stuff off?What is the best way to get bird droppings off the windshield and roof of a car?
You want to keep two things in the trunk of your car - a terry cloth towel and a bottle of Meguiar's Quick Detailer - http://www.meguiars.com/?car-maintenance鈥?/a>





Just spray the mess with the detailer and wipe off. Whatever you do, don't use Windex! A bucket of soapy water will work, but if you are looking for a quick, easy and transportable solution, the Quick Detailer is what you want.What is the best way to get bird droppings off the windshield and roof of a car?
take a bucket of warm soapy water and was it off,or shoot them damn birds.next time throw a tarp over your car.
Washing it...Is the only way.
a sniper AWP and target practice, oh and the oven preheated at 600 degrees:)
I carry baby wipes for just this occasion. They will get you by until you can get it washed. Don't leave it on, it will etch your paint.
Warm water and soap with a soft sponge and plenty of running water to rinse.
Windex and paper towel should do it.